We’ve all seen happen. Many countries try their best to promote new items and in some them it’s not a matter of not trying hard enough but a matter of lost in translation. There are of course those who actually do try way too hard to advertise and catch out attention so we buy the damn thing, but all they achieve is ending up in this post. Enjoy them…
I know I haven’t been a very good boy in recent weeks and I have forsaken my Sunday post of beautiful behinds which would make me lose my front teeth on them. So, for your and my pleasure and enjoyment I’m posting an overdose of butts to die for. Gosh, how much a beautiful ass can change your day, let alone your mood. Enjoy them… 
“Good evening, Mrs. Grey,” Christian says softly. He’s standing by the piano, dressed in a tight black T-shirt, and jeans…those jeans- the ones he wore in the playroom. Oh my. They are over washed pale-blue denim, snug, ripped at the knee and hot. He saunters over to me, his feet bare, the top button of the jeans undone, his smoldering eyes never leaving mine. “Good to have you home. I’ve been waiting for you.” ― E.L. James, Fifty Shades Freed
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Of course this is part of my lovely and much acclaimed series “Is This Straight Enough for YOU” and I can think of one person of many people out there who will look at these shots and go; damn, that’s just wrong, but it kinda turns me on. So without further ado, lets go to the pics and I got comments to make too. 
- Now, our first fashion victim is this gurrl up in here who nobody told she can’t be wearing these leopard-skin tights, with that bling-bling and them shoes. I mean some things are just not meant to be put together and go out, this is not a BOYB Sunday Church outfit gurrl.
Hey playahs. These white fraternity beer-soaked ass dudes just kill me. There there they are strolling around town, probably pointing to some chick they wanna “hit” and there you go, hand sliding down somebody ass and it all downhill after that. And the best part is, with these kinda guys is like they wake up in the morning going; Dude! I was so wasted last night I don’t remember a thang, what happened? Why am I naked and why the hell my ass is all lubed up and hurts like FUCK?!! - Pretty boys, do us all a favor a denounce Satan and embrace what you are, you closeted thang
Now, here we got a very honest, down to earth kinda guy. He don’t wanna be misleading you ladies and he sure as hell don’t wanna take advantage of his dudes, so he put up a sign that, well…says it all. Child you don’t have to suck dick for beer, but if you want some from me, you better be offering a hell lot more. I love honest guys 
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Yes, indeed dick faces they are. This artist decided to do make up, hair styling and add props to these penises just to make funny faces. Now when you tell someone; dick face, show them the pics and so they won’t get mad, they might be even laughing afterwards, unless they’re really dicks…Enjoy them.
